Every Butt Loves a Rub - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Golden-yellow script and serif text

Golden-yellow script and serif text reads "The islander" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a mid-century Polynesian A-frame building flanked by palm trees

Orange Whip

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

Arched distressed blue text reads "ALTON BLUES" above a large ornate vintage serif letter "B" flanked by "EST

followed by smaller golden text reading "KICK YOUR ASS • KICK YOUR FACE • KICK YOUR BALLS" and "INTO OUTER SPACE" on a separate line

Every Butt Loves a Rub - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Golden-yellow script and serif textPork butt is the only cut of meat that lets you say something filthy and hide behind a spice rack. That pig is suspiciously enthusiastic about seasoning itself for its own funeral. The Details: Arched red block text reads "EVERY BUTT LOVES A RUB" in a chunky retro style. Below, a cartoon pig in red and pink tones strides forward, holding what appears to be a bag and a utensil, with a curly tail and a wide grin. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover